Q: Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain? A: An umbrellaphant!
Q: Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? A: Their trunks kept falling down!
A Sheep Joke
Q: Why did the sheep cross the road? A: It wanted to go the Baarbers!
A Cow Joke
Q: Why did the cow go to town? A: To see the moovies!
Q: Where does a fish keep it’s money? A: In the river bank!
Q: Why is it easy to weigh fish? A: They have their own scales!
Q: Why did the fish have to eat with his fins when the octopus came to tea? A: All his cutlery was being used!
Q: What do butterflies like on their toast? A: Butter.
Q: What do caterpillars turn into? A: Kittens!